plz talk dirty to me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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