The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hippo gnu deer
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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