i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i think my cat just said my name.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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