I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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