I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Houston, we have a squirter
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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