Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
