What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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