And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I believe in your delicious
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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