This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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