so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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