i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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