I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
tell your sister to shave her snatch
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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