My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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