If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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