Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do herpes really smell.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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