i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
