I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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