I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
