Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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