I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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