well most of my day revolves around power hour
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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