She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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