is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you inspire me to be a worse person
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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