Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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