please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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