Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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