she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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