this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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