It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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