I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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