just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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