The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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