Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i now understand why vodka
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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