kristin has been a bad kristin
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
