thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
