he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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