They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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