Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Pooping to opera.
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