so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
