She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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