You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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