Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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