i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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