susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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