I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
