found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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