Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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