Sponge bath it is.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
