I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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