So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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