would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
The uberlube is also flammable
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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