gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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